OT: In five words or less, start a fight without politics

[JM4CY]

Dogs suck. Don’t own one.

 

[JM4CY]

Seneca wasn't in.

Yes. Yes he was.

 

[FouchodeHond]

I’m not directing this at you because I don’t know you, but French dressing is for people that have the food pallet of a 5 year old.

The correct word is palate.

 

[cyclones500]

More than five words. Disqualified.

Simple solution: just remove the word Seinfeld from it.

 

[cyclones500]

Ohio State earned playoff spot.

 

[Sigmapolis]

Cats are superior to dogs.

 

[wenkeej]

Tailgating at JT is overrated.

 

[CYCLNST8]

The Rolling Stones are overrated.

 

[wenkeej]

The Beatles are not good.

 

[Angie]

Thrash metal is unlistenable.

George Lucas made crap franchises.

Baseball on TV is boring.

 

[isucyfan]

We didn't deserve NY6 bowl.

To be clear, I don't believe this, but judging by the reactions, I think I may have won this game.

 

[cyclones500]

Not a fighting statement, merely an observation: It's difficult to "rate" posts in a thread of this type. "Like" gives assumption you agree, but it could mean you think it's a viable candidate for the topic.

We need a "Fight" designator/emoji of some kind.

 

[CYCLNST8]

Not a fighting statement, merely an observation: It's difficult to "rate" posts in a thread of this type. "Like" gives assumption you agree, but it could mean you think it's a viable candidate for the topic.

We need a "Fight" designator/emoji of some kind.

 

[Al_4_State]

Ohio isn’t in the Midwest.

I agree and would say the same about Michigan as well.

 

[Al_4_State]

Great Plains is average pizza.

 

[CysRage]

Great Plains is average pizza.

Jeff’s pizza is garbage.

 

[Althetuna]

Stay in the left lane.

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

The Killers SUCK SUCK SUCK!

Also, would accept U2.

 

[MeanDean]

More than five words. Disqualified.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Is that what you're wearing?