I've been a Lions fan for as long as I can remember because as a little kid my grandparents bought me footie pajamas with a Detroit Lions helmet on it for Christmas (it just happened to be the one they picked and no other reason). I of course had to cheer for the Lions because they were on my pajamas. Those pajamas have brought me years of misery, but now that I'm in my 40's I can't pull myself away to cheer for any other team.
At least this year I've had the pleasure (and agony) of watching Lazard and Montgomery score touchdowns to beat my Lions... But seriously, why couldn't my grandparents have picked any other pajamas?