***Official Friday Confessions"

[josh4isu]

my confession is that i still dislike greg mcdermott very, very much.

 

[Tre4ISU]

I confess I have used the accent thing. Didn't work. I don't know if it was accent itself or the fact I don't actually look Chinese. I have always thought it was just the fact I was a hideous looking human that derailed my nightly goals. I don't really think it would matter if my voice triggered instant orgasms, I don't think I could nab a chick.

 

[ILiftWithRoyce]

Im cutting class to get some *** today! Woo!

proud of you

 

[cyguytillidie]

That is probably one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard of...... If you have to resort to that..... you must still have that V card. If I saw a guy trying to pull that on a girl, I would think he were the worlds biggest ****** bag.

LOL. I think it would be funny to try one time and see if it worked.
... and I believe I have some confessing to do about the whole V card thing, but I think I'm gonna save that for another day.

 

[packattack425]

I had the day off today and my boss just called me and told me my check was ready. I have had too many beers to drive and I have to get it Monday.

 

[3TrueFans]

I had the day off today and my boss just called me and told me my check was ready. I have had too many beers to drive and I have to get it Monday.

WTF is a check?

 

[Rabbuk]

Isn't that why you have a wife? To drive you places when you drink too much?

 

[Al_4_State]

WTF is a check?

An archaic device used by all the old ladies at Fareway to prevent me from getting through the check-out line in less than 15 minutes.

 

[ISpyCy]

An archaic device used by all the old ladies at Fareway to prevent me from getting through the check-out line in less than 15 minutes.

Doesn't help that there's only ONE express lane either...

 

[Al_4_State]

Doesn't help that there's only ONE express lane either...

They still write checks in that lane here.

 

[packattack425]

I confess I like going to banks hence no direct deposit.

 

[ISpyCy]

They still write checks in that lane here.

It may as well be the old lady with the big sack of pennies.

 

[josh4isu]

It may as well be the old lady with the big sack of pennies.

hey, weve all been that lady. 'it all spends the same'

 

[Naughtius]

That is horrible You should be ashamed of yourself

 

[ISUCY23]

I always use the classic "you have to see my **** because it's so weird" line.

 

[packattack425]

I pretty much love this song.

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (

 

[00clone]

I had the day off today and my boss just called me and told me my check was ready. I have had too many beers to drive and I have to get it Monday.

*Checks time stamp*...acceptable. Nice work:

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[VTXCyRyD]

An archaic device used by all the old ladies at Fareway to prevent me from getting through the check-out line in less than 15 minutes.

Really? Have you ever been stuck in line behind some young gal that has to fumble through her purse to find her debit card, swipe it multiple times because it doesn't work right, then keeps entering her pin wrong.

It takes just as long as granny does with a check book.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

I pretty much love this song.

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (

Hope you enjoy this parody (I did....Oregon Cheerleaders :droolface:

[video=youtube;mDpgzn7KuzE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDpgzn7KuzE[/video]

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

At work, I told the 7th girl since 2008 that I have never seen "The Notebook," when really thats my way of getting her to say "We have to watch it together sometime!" I haven't watched it with her yet, but I did watch it with the first 6 girls, and it lead to something every time because they all thought it was so sweet that I had never seen the movie but was willing to watch it with them. "The Notebook" is my definitely my go-to move.

Side-note confession - I think "The Notebook" is a good movie.

I would like it to if every time I watched I was rewarded with ........:smile: