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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by amishclone, Jun 14, 2019.
A monument to that finest of all jokes, the Dad Joke.
Show dad you care!
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Want to hear a joke about paper?
what did zero say to eight? nice belt
How can you tell a train just went by?
It left its tracks.
What do you call a one-legged woman?
No you don’t. It’s tearable.
Dad, I'm gay.
Hello gay, I'm dad.
Damn man. That's just....too much dad joke for me.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
What is the opposite of defeat?
Kid: ...but I'm cold!
Dad: Go stand in the corner, it's 90°.
The guy in the water with no arms or legs......what's his name?
You guys see that new movie "Pirates"?
It rated ARRRRRRRRRRRR
What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on the wall? Art
What do you call a quadriplegic lying on the floor? Matt
What do you call two quadriplegics hanging in the window? Curt 'n' Rod
The guy on the wall with no arms or legs
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't coming
What do you call a cow with no legs?