*****Official Father's Day 2019 Dad Joke Thread*****

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  1. amishclone

    amishclone Well-Known Member

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    A monument to that finest of all jokes, the Dad Joke.

    Show dad you care!
     
  2. amishclone

    amishclone Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a bear with no ears?

    B.
     
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  3. Cyched

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    Want to hear a joke about paper?
     
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    what did zero say to eight? nice belt
     
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    How can you tell a train just went by?

    It left its tracks.
     
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  6. amishclone

    amishclone Well-Known Member

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    Yes
     
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  7. amishclone

    amishclone Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a one-legged woman?

    Ilene
     
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    Cyched Well-Known Member

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    No you don’t. It’s tearable.
     
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  9. Sigmapolis

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    Dad, I'm gay.

    Hello gay, I'm dad.
     
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    Damn man. That's just....too much dad joke for me.
     
  11. Cyched

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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. srjclone

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    How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
     
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    What is the opposite of defeat?





    Dehands
     
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  14. GetAwesome

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    Kid: ...but I'm cold!

    Dad: Go stand in the corner, it's 90°.
     
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    The guy in the water with no arms or legs......what's his name?


    Bob
     
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    You guys see that new movie "Pirates"?

    It rated ARRRRRRRRRRRR
     
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    What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on the wall? Art
    What do you call a quadriplegic lying on the floor? Matt
    What do you call two quadriplegics hanging in the window? Curt 'n' Rod
     
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    The guy on the wall with no arms or legs

    Art
     
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  19. amishclone

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    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't coming
     
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    amishclone Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef
     
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