*** Official #9 Memphis vs IOWA STATE Game(Day) Thread ***

[awd4cy]

I’m really happy with myself for buying $40 lower balcony Iowa tickets before the Xavier game.

 

[CycloneErik]

The Cat 5 Culture thing doesn't seem so corny now. Dudes are serious.

 

[Kimber45]

If Amy Schumer comes on again I'm likely to make a reference to cotton bales.

 

[alarson]

Pretty sure Memphis is saying enough on the Amy Schumer Tampax scale and going down 2 sizes.

I thought they needed to go up to stop the bleeding

 

[CloneGuy8]

Somebody please photoshop Jaz on a Duke Silver photo with the caption 'smooth jazz'

 

[Cyched]

What do I do with my hands.

 

[HFCS]

this is one of the more fun days in my 24 year fandom

 

[dahliaclone]

This is amazing. But I’m still not letting myself get CRAZY excited and think season expectations are DRASTICALLY changed. But to start the season like this is just awesome. Love it.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Kinda losing my **** here in the northland.

 

[I-stateTheTruth]

KUNCCCCCXOXOXOXOX!!!

You speak Slovenian?

 

[awd4cy]

So, a big reason Iowa State is excelling and UNI is struggling hard is Kyle Green. That guy can coach. Otz too.

 

[BigLame]

So many types of tampons, I doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Jaz spinning line Breece - both with the same result

 

[Cyclones01]

To the moon!

 

[t-noah]

This is unfuckingbelievable.

Night and day! Last year to this year! Unbelievable!!! These guys are good.

BB is fun again!

 

[madguy30]

Hilton should be on another level for the Iowa game in a couple weeks.

**** that, I want fun dead of winter January/February basketball again.

 

[GTO]

Hilton should be on another level for the Iowa game in a couple weeks.

Mad Fran might get ejected.

 

[Clonehomer]

If Amy Schumer comes on again I'm likely to make a reference to cotton bales.

So you also think it's odd she keeps all those boxes in her purse? I know my wife keeps a lot of stuff, but I thought she'd only really carry the ones she needs.

 

[jdoggivjc]

What do I do with my hands.

 

[MLawrence]

Why would you suggest making eggplant Parmesan during this awesome beat down?

 

[Trice]

So is this team really going to be relegated to ESPN+ all season? Or would they move us now that we've proven we're at least competitive?