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Discussion in 'In-State Rivals' started by CloneLawman, Sep 2, 2018.
No memes here, just **** Iowa.
All the hawk trolls and fans can eat a fat bag of dicks!
Sorry, been on the road - just stopping by to say
I am not going to try and change your mind.
Some recordings made by the late Stephen Hawking were recently released. Attached is a very brief thought from him regarding the Iowa Hawkeyes. It seemed appropriate to have a comment from one of the greatest minds of our time. Listener discretion is advised.
Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie: A looper?
Carl: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver, he hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says?
Carl: "Gunga galunga...gunga- gunga lagunga." So we finish the eighteenth... and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know... for the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you can **** Iowa. " So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Recently, from the ISS.
What does that say behind you?