First things first: That's what she said.
And yes, we are 17 deep. And do you know who the best QB is? The guy at #17. We would go undefeated if only CPR had a lick of football sense to make this guy the starter, but the kid is from the Ukraine, and you know about CPR's distaste for the Ukraine. Also, since he came from the SEC, he sucks. But we should
totally go to the SEC and take Cincinnatti with us since the Big 12 is obviously done for.
Also, CPR has threatened to kick anyone off the team who goes to see
The Hobbit, which will totally win Best Picture...Ever. But what does CPR know? (Rumor is he hates furry feet). There is also a rumor I'm starting that CPR forgot to drop his kids off at daycare on a couple occasions. (Daycare lady always wears yoga pants, FYI)
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