Wife purchased a large hyvee brand salted caramel greek yogurt. I proceeded to eat most all of it through the week. And by most, I mean there's maybe a spoonful left at the bottom. This morning she was starving and spotted it in the back of the fridge. Grabbed it realized it was pretty empty, then opened it and found not even enough for a snack. I was referred to as a "locust" via text message today. Poor wife. It's not easy just in general day to day livin being married to me.
