Most bizarre town names for each state

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  1. CloneGuy8

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  2. Sigmapolis

    Sigmapolis Well-Known Member

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    Manly wins. "Manly Library, Manly Water Tower, Manly Police Station," etc.
     
  3. VeloClone

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    What Cheer was the one that immediately popped into my head.
     
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  4. Doc

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    Dickshooter, Idaho....
     
  5. Doc

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    If they expanded to provinces, we could have Dildo, Newfoundland.
     
  6. KnappShack

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    Beaverdale is in southeast Iowa

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  7. jay moe

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    Bald Knob, Arkansas
     
  8. chuckd4735

    chuckd4735 Well-Known Member

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    Balltown is just a hair away from Dickeyville (Wisconsin).
     
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  9. VeloClone

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    Up here in Minnesota we have Warroad, Sleepy Eye, Embarrass, Nowthen, Savage, Norwood Young America and Climax and they choose LIttle Canada?
     
  10. Cycsk

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    Iowa City for those who aren't creative enough to find a different name for their city and state (or aren't smart enough to remember both a city and state name).
     
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  11. VeloClone

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    This reminds me of the shirt that I saw years ago that said Ohio State University, Iowa City, Idaho on it.
     
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  12. ImJustKCClone

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    Washington: They got Humptulips
    What about -
    Pysht (pissed with a lisp)
    Kalaloch (pronounced claylock)
    Sequim (pronounced Skwim)
    Steilacoom (pronounced STILL-uh-cum)
    Chehalis (pronounced shuh-HAY-liss)

    and the wonderfully boring:
    George, Washington :D

    @besserheimerphat could probably come up with a few more...
     
  13. MeanDean

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    Could/should have included Strawberry Point. Also Letts.
     
  14. farminclone

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  15. farminclone

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    Manly city council-woman
     
  16. kchacker

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    Manly man marries Fertile woman.

    I think that may have made an appearance on The Tonight Show a long time ago.
     
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  17. MeanDean

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    Illinois version: "Oblong Man to wed Normal Girl"
     
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  18. MeanDean

    MeanDean Well-Known Member

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    Post office employee there: Manly Mailman. Talk about redundant!
     
  19. mj4cy

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    No Keokuk???

    Or even Sac City?
     
  20. Cyclones_R_GR8

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    There's a town in Ireland named Gorey. Not spelled the same but we drove past "Gorey Chinese Food"
     

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