Meth fueled attack squirrel

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  1. Cyclonepride

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    https://whotv.com/2019/06/20/alabama-man-accused-of-training-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-posts-facebook-video-featuring-a-squirrel/

    "When authorities executed a search warrant at an apartment, they say they found meth, drug paraphernalia, body armor, and a caged squirrel. Ronnie Reynolds, 37, was arrested during the search.

    Sources told the sheriff's office that Paulk fed the squirrel meth to help keep it aggressive and trained it to attack people.

    Animal control officials were called to retrieve the squirrel but since there wasn't a safe way to test it for meth they released the squirrel into the wild, according to WHNT."
     
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    Hate to be the mailman right after the release.
     
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    Found my band name.

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    On a semi-related note, has anybody else ever wanted to build one of these?

     
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    https://www.al.com/news/2019/06/fugitive-owner-of-alabama-attack-squirrel-i-miss-him-hard.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=reckonalabama_sf

    He is on the run, but called up the Post and posted a Facebook video with him and his squirrel.

    The squirrel's name totally jives with this guy.

     
  7. cyclonpediaJoe

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    The squirrel went nuts.
     
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    "The Company" will now try to weaponize meth squirrels. Think of what we could learn from them!

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    Why would a dude have a squirrel as a pet...

    Why nut?

    I'm still trying to get past the whole having a squirrel in captivity is illegal in Alabama.
     
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    Methie is a free squirrel.
     
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    In the post apocalypse world I'll survive but will probably get tired of eating squirrel everyday. I live near a wormhole with a portal to an parallel universe of oak tree forests and an endless population of squirrels. Figured this out a few years back. There are just more oak leaves in the fall and more gray squirrels year round than could possibly be supported or be generated locally (or even regionally).
     
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    I have always thought this design was nice, too, if you prefer more of a slingshot.

     
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    Maybe meth is how Rocky is able to fly.
     
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    Gonna dig random deep holes everywhere poor thing-
     
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    You'll know it's him when you see a squirrel chain smoking cigarettes drinking a 104 ounce Code Red Mountain Dew.
     
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    I prefer trebuchets.

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    You are what you eat.
     
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    You had me -- right up to the text at the very end.
     

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