Madonna Spends $10,000 Per Month On Bottled Water

[alaskaguy]

Pop millionaire Madonna reportedly spends $120,000 a year on specially blessed Kabbalah water.

A source close to Madonna told In Touch Weekly magazine: “Madonna drinks a lot of water - that’s one of her fitness secrets. And Kabbalah water is the only stuff she will touch.

“She also makes sure she always has some to hand, and has it regularly shipped to wherever in the world she is staying at the time.â€￾

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In Case You Didn’t Know » Madonna spends $120,000 a year on Kabbalah water

 

[Cyclone62]

So, does Kabbalah water cure cancer? That's the only reason I can believe you would spend that much on water.

 

[cloneu]

So, does Kabbalah water cure cancer? That's the only reason I can believe you would spend that much on water.

Some Kabbalah Center leaders are said to have claimed the water has the power to cure diseases including cancer and AIDS

Apparently is does.:skeptical:

 

[Cyclone62]

Well then. I guess my smart-*** remark turned on me. So, does Madonna have cancer or AIDS? (I'm thinking no)

 

[alaskaguy]

So, does Madonna have cancer or AIDS?

Even if she doesn't have either cancer or AIDS, it sounds like she doesn't have to worry about contacting either, as long as she remembers to drink lots of water.

 

[ISUAlum2002]

Well then. I guess my smart-*** remark turned on me. So, does Madonna have cancer or AIDS? (I'm thinking no)

Better not anymore after blowing $120k/year on freaking water!!

 

[alaskaguy]

Better not anymore after blowing $120k/year on freaking water!!

So what beverage or food would you spend $120,000 annually on?

 

[superdorf]

Someone is getting rich off this dummy...

 

[isucyfan]

So what beverage or food would you spend $120,000 annually on?

Unicorn chops and baby tears.

 

[Cyclone62]

So what beverage or food would you spend $120,000 annually on?

T-Rex sperm.

 

[ISUCyclones]

Bald eagle scrabbled eggs and a rack of panda ribs.

 

[Flag Guy]

Herky steak cooked in T.C.'s blood...

 

[mt85]

Tough decision on her part. Should I give the 120k to the needy or should I spend 120k on my selfish vanity? I'd like to see the bible she's using to justify this call.

 

[4429 mcc]

So what beverage or food would you spend $120,000 annually on?

T-Rex sperm.

So is this a beverage or food to you?:biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

[jdoggivjc]

An authentic New York pizza pie here in the Midwest. Yeah, it'd be cheaper to just visit my relatives and pick up a pie while I'm out there, and the Quad Cities actually have some very decent pizza joints, but still, it's been almost two years since I've been out there and I'm going through WITHDRAWLS!!!

(and don't even bring up those lame attempts of a ripoff that both Pizza Hut and Domino's have tried over the last several years - they both are pretty gross...)

 

[bos]

Madonna gives me diarrhea

 

[mramseyISU]

She probably needs that stuff to cure some form of VD she caught during the 80's.

 

[JonDMiller]

She needs to talk with my man Boyd from Kinetico.

 

[thunderdave]

She needs to talk with my man Boyd from Kinetico.

Nice plug, Jon.:biglaugh::biglaugh::notworthy:

 

[l2alphmacchio]

She needs to talk with my man Boyd from Kinetico.

This is only funny because that is such a cheezy promo during your show, and now you are bringing it onto CF?!?