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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by ISUCyclones2015, Feb 14, 2020.
Who needs a significant other anyway!? Am I right?!
Lots of good stuff from the valentines episodes on the office.
It's better to get a girlfriend after Valentine's Day so you don't have to deal with the pressures/expectations of the holiday early in the relationship.
VDay is a manufactured holiday to sell more Hallmark cards, and to add more stress to everyone whether in a relationship or not. It sucks. That is all.
This makes me think I should start a thread about Fatal Attraction types. I'm betting there's some pretty hellacious stories just waiting to be told by CFers.
My wife left for Palm Springs this morning without me and I'm not picking up the house until about a half-hour before I need to leave to pick her up from the airport on Monday.
Oh, who am I kidding? I told her I'd clean the whole house this weekend and do all of her returns.
And if I know you, it's already done.
I'm thinking about doing when I get home tonight so I don't have to worry about them the rest of the weekend.
If you are single on Valentine’s Day and not getting laid you’re doing it wrong.
What a classic
She must have one hell of a vibrator.
In case you guys are looking for a coupon discount
Hmm, didn't see that at HEB at the front of the store when I was there last weekend. Granted, I wasn't exactly looking either...
Mojo Nixon song just popped into my head...
Put 220 on the money honey!
You gotta avoid cuffing season. The beginning of the end is Valentines Day for sure
Find someone who thinks Valentine's Day is a scam and you'll both be better off for it. Really want to impress the significant other? Get them flowers on a random day in April or whenever just because. Doing that stuff on V Day just makes it seem like you're fulfilling an obligation, not making a romantic gesture. Valentine's Day is stupid. I thought it when I was single and I feel the same way now as a happily married man.
Just recently ended a 5 year relationship. Just got done moving today. Valentine's with my dog.