Love Isn't Real - Happy Singles Awarenes Day (S.A.D)

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  1. ISUCyclones2015

    ISUCyclones2015 Well-Known Member

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    Who needs a significant other anyway!? Am I right?!
     
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  2. Isualum13

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    Lots of good stuff from the valentines episodes on the office.
     

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  3. Doc

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    It's better to get a girlfriend after Valentine's Day so you don't have to deal with the pressures/expectations of the holiday early in the relationship.
     
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  4. srjclone

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    VDay is a manufactured holiday to sell more Hallmark cards, and to add more stress to everyone whether in a relationship or not. It sucks. That is all.
     
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  5. SCyclone

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    This makes me think I should start a thread about Fatal Attraction types. I'm betting there's some pretty hellacious stories just waiting to be told by CFers.
     
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    #7 jcyclonee, Feb 14, 2020
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    My wife left for Palm Springs this morning without me and I'm not picking up the house until about a half-hour before I need to leave to pick her up from the airport on Monday.

    Oh, who am I kidding? I told her I'd clean the whole house this weekend and do all of her returns.
     
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    And if I know you, it's already done. :D
     
  10. jcyclonee

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    I'm thinking about doing when I get home tonight so I don't have to worry about them the rest of the weekend.
     
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  11. FarmClone

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    If you are single on Valentine’s Day and not getting laid you’re doing it wrong.
     
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  12. ISUCyclones2015

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  13. NWICY

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    She must have one hell of a vibrator.
     
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  14. Go2Guy

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    In case you guys are looking for a coupon discount :)
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    Hmm, didn't see that at HEB at the front of the store when I was there last weekend. Granted, I wasn't exactly looking either...
     
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    Mojo Nixon song just popped into my head...

    Put 220 on the money honey!
     
  17. ISUCyclones2015

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    You gotta avoid cuffing season. The beginning of the end is Valentines Day for sure
     
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    Find someone who thinks Valentine's Day is a scam and you'll both be better off for it. Really want to impress the significant other? Get them flowers on a random day in April or whenever just because. Doing that stuff on V Day just makes it seem like you're fulfilling an obligation, not making a romantic gesture. Valentine's Day is stupid. I thought it when I was single and I feel the same way now as a happily married man.
     
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  20. BWRhasnoAC

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    Just recently ended a 5 year relationship. Just got done moving today. Valentine's with my dog.
     
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