Because of the HUGE number of names that have been thrown around the past couple days as possibilities for head coach, I thought it might just be easier to make a list of all those coaches who we know would never be our head coach. Here is my list, feel free to add on to it. 1.Bob Stoops- I heard he's afraid of the cold. 2. Pete Carroll- He likes surfing too much. 3. Tim Brewster-I hear he likes the cold too much. 4. Mack Brown- He likes to go to Texans games...can't lure a man like that away from pro sports. 5. Chuch Norris- Another man that it would be hard to drag away from the world of pro sports. 6. My high school coach- Sorry guys, I know you really want him, he did win a DII national championship while in college, but the man is a hawkeye through and through. I suppose if you were to convince JP to change our colors to black and gold, we might have a tiny chance, about one in a million. 7. David Beckham- wrong kind of football guys.