kirk ferentz fan apprectiation day at my bus.

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  1. cedarstrip

    cedarstrip New Member

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    Since si.com recently named kirk ferentz the #1 coach on the hotseat i thought it would be a nice idea to show capt. kirk how much us cyclones really do love him. i am looking for ways to honor the man. any ideas? i am working on a top ten list of reasons to love him.

    does not have and never has had a winning record against iowa state

    has his players do countless hours of community service

    taught me all i ever wanted to know about rhabdo

    never did like bob stoops

    etc.

    i have more just don't want to block creativity.

    go clones!!
     
  2. DBQ

    DBQ Member

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    You're 40% done, keep going.
     
  3. ianoconnor

    ianoconnor Well-Known Member

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    Using capitalization & punctuation would be a good start.
     
  4. cedarstrip

    cedarstrip New Member

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    My cousin is a defense attorney in iowa city, business has been good!!!

    everybody loves a conservative offense
     
  5. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    You must have lost your punctuation keys.

    Maybe not a solid effort, but I guess you typed, so there's that.
     
  6. Luth4Cy

    Luth4Cy Well-Known Member

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    Destroys running backs.
     
  7. NATEizKING

    NATEizKING Well-Known Member

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    Increases gum sales among viewers of the Big 10 network. Used to improve sales among more viewers, but thats when Iowa used to be good and larger networks would pick them up. At least gum sales will now increase in Maryland and NY.
     
  8. IAStubborn

    IAStubborn Well-Known Member

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    You my friend, need a drink and a laxative.
     
  9. 68clone

    68clone Member

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    I don't think Ferentz will be as bad as we hope this year. He should be angered by the bad press, and provoking him more may be a mistake.
     
  10. cyclone2001

    cyclone2001 Active Member

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    I hope kirk stays there for ever.
     
  11. CyDude16

    CyDude16 Well-Known Member

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    cybobby?
     
  12. CyArob

    CyArob Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one confused by what he means by bus?
     
  13. Rabbuk

    Rabbuk Well-Known Member

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    He pays for his children's housing and doesn't use section 8 housing.
     
  14. kilgore_trout

    kilgore_trout Well-Known Member

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    Please delete your post, your profile, and please un**** yourself, troll.

     
  15. ribsnwhiskey

    ribsnwhiskey Well-Known Member

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    Pretty weak attempt for post #1.
     
  16. CyCrazy

    CyCrazy Well-Known Member

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    Was this meant to be cleaver, funny, or both? Or am I missing something here?
     
  17. ianoconnor

    ianoconnor Well-Known Member

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    Drinking a Saga IPA & I'm currently regular, so no laxative needed.
     
  18. 00clone

    00clone Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^One of the many, MANY things I've learned on this board that I really didn't need to know.

    :wink:
     
  19. ribsnwhiskey

    ribsnwhiskey Well-Known Member

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    Why not Ranger?
     
  20. ianoconnor

    ianoconnor Well-Known Member

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    Summit was on sale & hadn't had Saga in a while.
     

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