James T. Kirk and the Cyclones

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  1. Carr50010

    Carr50010 Member

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    #1 Carr50010, Jul 26, 2010
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    Was Captain Kirk of Star Trek a Cyclone?
    Yes, I believe he was.

    Captain Kirk new that he could win any battle, and had the courage to lead when the going was tough. Coach Rhoads know we are going to need this kind of attitude to win this year.

    This year the football schedule will be demanding,
    and you as football fans may question the outcome.
    Captain Kirk would stand up and say;
    yes we can beat Iowa,
    yes we can beat Utah,
    yes we can beat Texas Tech,
    yes we can beat Missouri,
    this is Captain Kirk's Cyclone spirit calling out to you.

    No we will not win all 12 games, but this year Iowa State will hunt down top 25 teams. I predict we will beat 3 top 25 teams and return to a bowl game.
    Don't be afraid that we will loose to Northern Illinois.
    Just remember last year there were doubts before the season started with South Dakota St. We know that we will get our wins out of Kansas, Kansas State, and Colorado.

    This will be a fun year to go and see the team. So be sure to make plans to go now. When that Iowa or Nebraska fan gets too obnoixous at the office,
    let them know they should be afraid, we will be hunting them this season.

    James T. Kirk and Coach Rhoads would have no doubt,
    so sheilds up, battle stations, full power to the phasers, and ready the Photon Canons. Iowa State will return to a bowl game and have a winning season.
     
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    Also... 'phasers' and 'photon torpedos'
     
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  3. Stumpy

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    I can only hope the original poster takes this soliloquy to rival message boards to become Iowa State's own Roger Sprague.

    Also, I enjoy the poster's information of "Year: 93; Degree: yes"
     
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    woodie Well-Known Member

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    bump!!!!
     
  6. Omaha Cy

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    hawkeye nation will soon have a thread claiming all of CF is for certain that ISU is beating 3 top 25 teams.
     
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  8. dbqhawk

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    I hate to break this to you but Captain Kirk was a fictitious character.:wink: Photo Cannons? What are those? Are they cannons that take photos
     
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    I was born in Iowa and am a Cyclone fan.
     
  11. agrabes

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    Remember, when Iowa becomes a desert with random cliffs you will know that the time of James Tiberius Kirk is upon us. Or so JJ Abrams would have you believe.
     
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    Are you saying that Paul Rhoads defeated Kobayashi Maru?
     
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    As long as we don't have any Rikers or Worfs. Those guys were both huge *****'s.....and most often got their arses kicked in...........
     

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