Jack Bauer's Position

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I've been a CF watcher for 2-3 years and never posted anything. I had a dream that we recruited Chuck Norris to be a safety at ISU... not a Walker fan... so I thought it would be entertaining to see where Jack Bauer would end up.

I predict a fair amount of "This post is stupid, it has no relevance... take it down" with a fair amount of people that have fun with it.

All I know is that if we had Jack Bauer on the team, we would never have to worry about having any expense on security guards or bag inspections.
 

LindenCy

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I actually think this is a really fun topic. I would say linebacker might work. I could also see him as a strong safety if his speed was up.
 

IcSyU

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Think of his ability to dodge bullets...he could be a HELLUVA receiver in the slot and on receiver screens.
 

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All I know is that 24 is the best show on tv and I can't wait it to start back up!!!!

Oh, I guess JB would make a nice safety.
 

Drive4cy

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Head Coach, definitely. Look at all the missions he's been on and he's still alive. I want that guy leading me into games.

As for a player, I'm not sure. He's pretty small.
 

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He'd be up in the booth whispering intensely on his cell phone every game, karate chopping Hawkeye terrorists in the throat, thwarting all their plots for global domination.
 
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Dude is old and slow. I'd say DL coach.