I've been a CF watcher for 2-3 years and never posted anything. I had a dream that we recruited Chuck Norris to be a safety at ISU... not a Walker fan... so I thought it would be entertaining to see where Jack Bauer would end up.
I predict a fair amount of "This post is stupid, it has no relevance... take it down" with a fair amount of people that have fun with it.
All I know is that if we had Jack Bauer on the team, we would never have to worry about having any expense on security guards or bag inspections.