??? Not sure if you're serious.datas*
(From dictionary.com)
datum
[dey-tuh m, dat-uh m, dah-tuh m]
noun, plural data
[dey-tuh, dat-uh, dah-tuh] (Show IPA), for 1–3,datums for 4, 5.
1. a single piece of information, as a fact, statistic, or code; an item of data.