I have now seen everything...

[Wx4Cy]

You know the picnic table wanted it. You've all seen how they dress

FOXNews.com - Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

 

[Chad]

...Sitting in the yard, legs all spread out...
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[Wx4Cy]

Nice.....

 

[ISUCyclones]

Nice.....

Come on know, this is a family site! :biglaugh:

 

[Wx4Cy]

Come on know, this is a family site! :biglaugh:

I couldn't find one with a blurred out umbrella hole, so at least I picked one that didn't have one?

 

[ISUclones33]

ohh mann... whaa?

 

[ISUclones33]

Nice.....

Id "Nail" it :cute: :chatterbox: :no:

 

[Phaedrus]

Next topic on CF: "Picnic Tables, Hot or Not?"

 

[Broodwich]

Perhaps in a more enlightened future we will have a greater understanding for this man and his table.

 

[rhillary]

How does he not get splinters? ouch...

 

[Phaedrus]

Just read the article. It was in Ohio, and it was a metal table. And he did it in the middle of the day.

Personally, I think there would be some "ahem" weather issues with certain activities associated with metal tables in March, in Ohio.

Dontcha think?

 

[bos]

Are they sure he wasnt doing pushups? Lots of people do naked pushups....on.. a table...outside.