How long does it take to grow out a bad*** Viking beard?

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  1. JUKEBOX

    JUKEBOX Well-Known Member

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    Just curious.
     
  2. ItsCyence

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    Depends how badass you want it to be and how well your facial hair grows.
     
  3. longtimeclone

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    I think it depends on how often you shave. But I would guess that it would take a couple of months.
     
  4. JUKEBOX

    JUKEBOX Well-Known Member

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    Maybe this or a little longer.
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  5. swarthmoreCY

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    If a little longer, I'd say 2-3 months
     
  6. JUKEBOX

    JUKEBOX Well-Known Member

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    #6 JUKEBOX, Apr 4, 2011
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    I just found this one. It's pretty sweet, but it took this guy 8 months. BTW, the song is kind of funny. I guess he made it when he was drunk.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frziycNkDa4]YouTube - 8 month beard grow[/ame]
     
  7. ItsCyence

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    I could see 6-8 months.
     
  8. longtimeclone

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    I am sure there are drugs that you could take to make you hair grow faster.
     
  9. JUKEBOX

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    :biglaugh:
     
  10. longtimeclone

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    Although, I am not sure of the side effects because you might be growing more hear in areas that you do not want it.

    Unless this is what you want

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  11. JP4CY

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    Are you going celibate now?
     
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  12. JUKEBOX

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    Rep to you haha! :biglaugh: You must have listened to that song's lyrics.
     
  13. iahawkhunter

    iahawkhunter Well-Known Member

    In order for the beard to be truly badass, Beard Enhancing Drugs aren't allowed.

    If you can't pull-off a badass Viking beard, may I suggest an alternative (see attachment).
     
  14. JUKEBOX

    JUKEBOX Well-Known Member

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    I'd maybe try the Burnside beard or Rip Hamilton goatee.
     
  15. Cyclonepride

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    The same exact amount of time that it takes to eliminate all future possibilities with desirable women.
     
  16. besserheimerphat

    besserheimerphat Well-Known Member

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    Don't shave for six weeks. After two weeks you'll hate it and want to shave it off because you look like a hobo and people will think you're lazy, but don't shave it. After four weeks you'll really want to shave it because you look like a hobo and people are endlessly asking "Are you trying to grow a beard?" which gets really tiring. And it will itch for a while. But don't shave it. After six weeks, you'll know what you've got to work with - where it's fullest and what you can pull off. From there it's up to you. Growing a beard is a process of self-discovery, and you have to be secure enough in yourself to give it a fair shot no matter how bad you're convinced other people think it looks.

    And for the record, shaving doesn't make hair grow in thicker. Getting older makes it grow thicker. A man's beard can continue to develop into his 30's and 40's.

    There is a board for everything: The Beard Community Bulletin Board FAQ
     
  17. cloneluke80

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    anyone notice how a beer bottle showed up in the background of that video in like month 4 and stayed there till month 8?
     
  18. Phaedrus

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    #18 Phaedrus, Apr 4, 2011
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    I beg to differ - just a few of my friends....
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    Of course, MrsPhaedrus is plenty hot in and of herself.... But no pics for you!

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    For best results, it helps to start out as a bad*ss before you grow the beard....
     
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  19. JUKEBOX

    JUKEBOX Well-Known Member

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    That's already covered.:cool::biggrin:
     
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  20. rebecacy

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    It's biology, the mean or average time to become badass will be normally distributed throughout the population of US males but I have no idea what the mean estimate or variation around that mean would be.
     
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