Hey 19 - Random Thoughts: In the year 2525...more or less

Cyclones_R_GR8

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The old went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2? We've all done that, brother.
I used to say you went to bed with Bo Derek and woke up with Bo Diddley. I've updated that for more current times so I say you went to bed with Taylor Swift and woke up with Taylor Hanson.
 
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Driving down highway (I won't say the number so the focus of this won't change) and I see this pickup hauling straw bales on the back coming at me. About yards before it meets me one flies off and lands in my lane. I do a little job to the right and and straddle the shoulder and miss it. As I straighten out and look in my rear view mirror I see flashing lights go on. Straw man may have kept me from a speeding ticket I guess.
 
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Driving down highway (I won't say the number so the focus of this won't change) and I see this pickup hauling straw bales on the back coming at me. About yards before it meets me one flies off and lands in my lane. I do a little job to the right and and straddle the shoulder and miss it. As I straighten out and look in my rear view mirror I see flashing lights go on. Straw man may have kept me from a speeding ticket I guess.
Or he is getting stopped for not having a secured load.
 
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Driving down highway (I won't say the number so the focus of this won't change) and I see this pickup hauling straw bales on the back coming at me. About yards before it meets me one flies off and lands in my lane. I do a little job to the right and and straddle the shoulder and miss it. As I straighten out and look in my rear view mirror I see flashing lights go on. Straw man may have kept me from a speeding ticket I guess.
You basically said which number by saying that.
 
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Better than him climbing up and peeing on the dog.
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Driving down highway (I won't say the number so the focus of this won't change) and I see this pickup hauling straw bales on the back coming at me. About yards before it meets me one flies off and lands in my lane. I do a little job to the right and and straddle the shoulder and miss it. As I straighten out and look in my rear view mirror I see flashing lights go on. Straw man may have kept me from a speeding ticket I guess.
Brother and I were driving from Dallas to Norman a few years ago and we met a guy with a load of scrap. Some flew off right in front of us. The cop that had been following us "Yanks" pulled him over. Got him off our tail so we were happy.
 
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Driving down highway (I won't say the number so the focus of this won't change) and I see this pickup hauling straw bales on the back coming at me. About yards before it meets me one flies off and lands in my lane. I do a little job to the right and and straddle the shoulder and miss it. As I straighten out and look in my rear view mirror I see flashing lights go on. Straw man may have kept me from a speeding ticket I guess.
My focus has changed.
 

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There's been a project going on at work that someone thought could be done by last July. It's still ongoing. Such a poorly planned project. We have to migrate client access to a jump server environment to add another level of security. They only have 100 licenses for the emulator software and we have over 200 clients so we keep running out of licenses and we don't even have all the client access completed. Did I mention it is such a poorly planned project?
Whomever came up with this had absolutely no idea the scope of this.
 

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I would think he wouldn't want to move any further south than Glenwood. That is south of Omaha. The other option would be Missouri Valley which would be north. Of course there's always Council Bluffs or Crescent
Depending on where in Omaha, Crescent would be the easiest commute.
I think he's looking into Glenwood. Know anything about that town?