Help Me Annoy My Wife

Todd

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I cannot recommend the album ‘Let them eat Jellybeans’ Highly enough…Fun Again is a real toe-tapper!
 
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AgronAlum

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You know his wife?

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Before you leave for work, throw a dead bird in the terlit that she uses. It'll freak her out and then she'll be nice to you since she'll want you to dispose of it.

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cydsho

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The day I need help to annoy wife is the day AFTER I die. Because dying would annoy her.
 

shagcarpetjesus

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I can’t claim this as an original idea, but tell your wife that you want her to go have a ladies night out with some friends. Offer to pay for the whole thing, but make sure they go to a bar with an app controlled jukebox. Then just sit at home and play Chumbawumba’s Tub Thumping on the jukebox all night long.
 

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Put the Save Big Money At Menards jingle on a loop.