Running on empty, but here are some more presents for the NCAA hiearcht. Bear with me.
The obvious guillotine mask.
A plank for them to walk.
A bushel of rotten eggs.
Some panties to signify someone paid them off.
A filled lard bucket to denote the greaseballs they are.
Two pig nuts wrapped in a pink ribbon for posterity.
A Hawkeye cannister of P-Nuts.
A trunkload of used beer bottles from Octoberfest for the drunks they are.
A barrel of grease so they can get their heads out from behind.
A Monopoly Game
A horse collar.
A crunk of stones for them to cast out their evil spirts.
A picture of ***** with the messge, "He is watching and waiting."
A 45 rpm record of 99 Lufta Balloons reminding us what culture is. Heck, the Beatles developed their routine by playing in German clubs.
Number of Cowpies matching the number of his jersey.
A replica of the HMS Bounty,