Has anyone gotten an e-mail back RE: Staiger?

mj4cy

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Because Coach Brown was getting tired of the "ole! bull ****" and threatened them with 40 push-ups every time they didn't get in front of the ball (and when the NCAA complained it wasn't in their contract he dropped drawer and whizzed all over it).


He didn't even want to coach because he had a guy on the other line wanting to talk about some white walls! hilarious
 

HandSanitizer

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Does anyone have a few weeks on their hands? Where ever the NCAA corporate offices are located in Indianapolis they could cut a deal with the closest business to stay on the roof each day until Lucca is free. That would make the news.
Maybe we could take a donor into paying for a billboard right outside their office.
We need something creative.
 

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Here are a couple of options (some more viable than others):

1. The student section could create a huge sign that covers the entire student section that reads - Something such as; Free Staiger, Staiger is getting hosed, Myle Brands Sucks!!!! .........
2. The students could rush the field prior to the kick-off and have a good old fashioned
sit down. The can refuse to leave until Staiger is cleared to play.
3. An organized streak accross the field with a sign similar to #1 would at least get a
mention on Sports Center.


FYI, I volunteer the students as they still have time to clear their arrest records prior to heading into the real world.
 

Kyle

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Does anyone have a few weeks on their hands? Where ever the NCAA corporate offices are located in Indianapolis they could cut a deal with the closest business to stay on the roof each day until Lucca is free. That would make the news.
Maybe we could take a donor into paying for a billboard right outside their office.
We need something creative.
I tried. There isn't much there, at least not that Clear Channel owns (it seems like they own just about everything...)
I just started another thread for the purpose of brainstorming attention attracting ideas that can hopefully be used to generate something feasible.
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/mens-basketball/15140-attracting-media-attention-lucca.html
 

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We need some innovative suggestions. I am sure more people can come up with better ideas than these:

Maybe have someone streak down the street in front of Lucca with Free Lucca written on his lowest back.

Play the race card: "If he was black, he would play."

Tell everyone he is a German Jew and we are further abusing him.

Write George W.

Pay back the $1435 bucks the other players received.

Tell Hillary we will vote for her if she can get Lucca back on the team.

Start World War 3.

Tell ***** he is chicken not to discuss.

Have the cheerleaders form Lucca everytime the cameras rol.

Have the ISU band do the Free Lucca Chuck a Lug Song at hallftime.

Wear a basketball patch Free Staiger or Else

Write Grassley.

Fill up a barrel with beans, write a sign "NCAA is full of **** , and maiil it to Indianapolis.

Chalk the ncaa sidewalks with APPROPRIATE THEMES

Put Lucca's Face on a Wheaties Box.

Send 100 pounds of screws to Indianopolis.
 
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Kyle

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We need some innovative suggestions. I am sure more people can come up with better ideas than these:

Maybe have someone streak down the street in front of Lucca with Free Lucca written on his lowest back.

Play the race card: "If he was black, he would play."

Tell everyone he is a German Jew and we are further abusing him.

Write George W.

Pay back the $1435 bucks the other players received.

Tell Hillary we will vote for her if she can get Lucca back on the team.

Start World War 3.

Tell ***** he is chicken not to discuss.

Have the cheerleaders form Lucca everytime the cameras rol.

Have the ISU band do the Free Lucca Chuck a Lug Song at hallftime.

Wear a basketball patch Free Staiger or Else

Write Grassley.

Fill up a barrel with beans, write a sign "NCAA is full of **** , and maiil it to Indianapolis.

Chalk the ncaa sidewalks with APPROPRIATE THEMES

Put Lucca's Face on a Wheaties Box.

Send 100 pounds of screws top Indianopolis.
I like your innovation. The last one is kind of interesting. It would be pretty sweet to dump a truckload of screws at the door of NCAA headquarters with a sign the reads "Just returning these - Iowa State University"
 

Kyle

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Actually, I can think of a few gifts that would be appropriate to send to the NCAA.

Screws - Just returning them.
Hose - Again, just returning it.
1/2 of a scales of justice. - It seems like they are missing half of theirs.
Glasses - So they can see what is going on.
A heart - They don't seem to have one.
A safe - Their primary concern seems to be protecting their money.
Some Pigs - So they can spend more time with their family.

Any other ideas?
 

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Actually, I can think of a few gifts that would be appropriate to send to the NCAA.

Screws - Just returning them.
Hose - Again, just returning it.
1/2 of a scales of justice. - It seems like they are missing half of theirs.
Glasses - So they can see what is going on.
A heart - They don't seem to have one.
A safe - Their primary concern seems to be protecting their money.
Some Pigs - So they can spend more time with their family.

Any other ideas?

Still laughing.:notworthy:
 

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Okay. I will try.Your list ws great. I liked your hose real will.

Soap - - to wash thir mouth out for lying.
A big pair of shoes - to kick their butt with.
Spyglass - for the sneaks they are.
Pair of Jiri's old jeans.
Weed - what are they smoking.
A skunk - to tell them it stinks.
A loaf of bread - to signify they are taking food out of our athletic program.
A brain in a bottle - for what they forgot.
A model U boat - to remind them the Germans may sink their place.
A Kelvin Sampson Talking Doll with an Indiana sweeater on.
A deck of playing cards with all jokers.

Any more ideas out thee?
 

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Very impressive responses. Looks like everyone is out to help Lucca - except for our head coach and athletic director?
 

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The page out of Webster that list the word "NCAA" which follows the word hypochondria and is just before hypocrite and is pronounced hi-pok-ri-se.
 

HandSanitizer

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Very impressive responses. Looks like everyone is out to help Lucca - except for our head coach and athletic director?

I would say Pollard and Mac will give them some more time, but if the NCAA drags their feet too long...I could see Pollard going Terminator 3 on them. Not sure if we have the budget for all those weapons though.
 

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I would say Pollard and Mac will give them some more time, but if the NCAA drags their feet too long...I could see Pollard going Terminator 3 on them. Not sure if we have the budget for all those weapons though.
I've been shopping for a killer robot for some time now. The shipping costs from Japan are really expensive though...:sad:
 

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This is a good point. Why the heck hasn't D*e*a*c*e said anything about this? He could rant about this for an hour easily.

I have spoken to Steve about this and trust me, he shares the same opinion about it as the rest of us do. He is simply waiting to see what grounds ISU appeals on before coming out and publicly berating the NCAA.

I'm kind of surprised that we haven't heard more about the appeal and the process Lucca is going to have to go through. I mean, the season starts tomorrow night....
 

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Running on empty, but here are some more presents for the NCAA hiearcht. Bear with me.

The obvious guillotine mask.

A plank for them to walk.

A bushel of rotten eggs.

Some panties to signify someone paid them off.

A filled lard bucket to denote the greaseballs they are.

Two pig nuts wrapped in a pink ribbon for posterity.

A Hawkeye cannister of P-Nuts.

A trunkload of used beer bottles from Octoberfest for the drunks they are.

A barrel of grease so they can get their heads out from behind.

A Monopoly Game

A horse collar.

A crunk of stones for them to cast out their evil spirts.

A picture of ***** with the messge, "He is watching and waiting."

A 45 rpm record of 99 Lufta Balloons reminding us what culture is. Heck, the Beatles developed their routine by playing in German clubs.

Number of Cowpies matching the number of his jersey.

A replica of the HMS Bounty,
 

HandSanitizer

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Running on empty, but here are some more presents for the NCAA hiearcht. Bear with me.

The obvious guillotine mask.

A plank for them to walk.

A bushel of rotten eggs.

Some panties to signify someone paid them off.

A filled lard bucket to denote the greaseballs they are.

Two pig nuts wrapped in a pink ribbon for posterity.

A Hawkeye cannister of P-Nuts.

A trunkload of used beer bottles from Octoberfest for the drunks they are.

A barrel of grease so they can get their heads out from behind.

A Monopoly Game

A horse collar.

A crunk of stones for them to cast out their evil spirts.

A picture of ***** with the messge, "He is watching and waiting."

A 45 rpm record of 99 Lufta Balloons reminding us what culture is. Heck, the Beatles developed their routine by playing in German clubs.

Number of Cowpies matching the number of his jersey.

A replica of the HMS Bounty,


'A 45 rpm record of 99 Lufta Balloons reminding us what culture is. Heck, the Beatles developed their routine by playing in German clubs."

Ok...You are killing me with that one..:biglaugh:
 

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