Never urinate towards an oscillating fan.
You'll never get by on 'talent' alone. I wish my teachers and parents would have told me that I 'worked hard' when I was young, not that I was 'gifted and talented'. It took me until 24 to realize that success only comes to those who work their ***** off for it.
Stole this one from Reddit from a few days ago.
What have you learned to hard way?
That not every girl in college is DTF