I get the sex joke.
But we're specifically talking about the Duke girl that did a porno
I get the sex joke.
But we're specifically talking about the Duke girl that did a porno
Oh I don't watch porn so...But we're specifically talking about the Duke girl that did a porno
Oh I don't watch porn so...
Can't say this is the love of my life, but one night I was in a bar, pretty tanked up. Some female whispered in my ear something like "you are the finest man I have ever seen"
Stunned for a second, I turned and saw a woman with wavy blonde hair down about the middle of her back and a great butt walking out the door. I got up and walked out and there was no one in the street. I never got to find out if she looked as good from the front as she did from the back.
I feel like everyone on here knows I would own up to it if I did. I just don't care for it haha.
My first inclination was “stupid thread” but than I did a deep memory scan and I think I have one so I can play. Maybe this will get you all back on track:
Many years ago my buddy had a female co-worker that was moving from Minneapolis to Phoenix and she was looking for someone to drive with her. I had friends in Phoenix (ISU couple I knew from college) and I said I would drive with her, visit friends and fly back. We didn't meet until the morning we started the trip. Turned into a long road trip with a shredded tire blowout and delays for tire shopping/replacement etc. Over the course of 1600 miles we both went from “not sure I like this person” to “I kinda really like this person." Unfortunately she was moving to Phoenix to be with her boyfriend. After I got dropped off at my friends I remember them saying “What’s up with that? You both look like you were saying bye to your best friend.”
Only a CF thread would have me remember that little tidbit.
PS: Honorable mention to (1) the redheaded waitress at the old Copper Dollar bar in Ames who had a musky perfume that cut through the smoke filled bar (2) the cute gal from Maple who wrote me over the summer to tell me about the “Oreo” Speedwagon (aka REO!) concert she went to (3) the gal in HS that I wanted to go to prom with but she couldn’t because her best friend, who I wasn’t attracted to, wanted me to ask her (1969 HS drama!).
Who lets their GF drive cross country 1600 miles with a complete stranger who is a dude? PS - You left out details involving any road "action".
If we're going this route, Anna Kendrick.I've seen Katy Perry on tv a few times. Does that count?
That's more likely. Any woman that thinks I am really fine must live far north of the Vicky Mendoza line or have been raised in a convent and never seen many men.Damn! You can't do that to a guy woman! That's just not fair.
PLOT TWIST: You were really drunk and it was your male friend on the other side of you at the bar. You just thought it was the girl walking out the door.