Friday OT: While Angie's away.......

[cowgirl836]

And studying the good dairy magazines. Like "Udders" and "MILK VEIN"

pffft, it's called Holstein World.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Growing up on a farm in a small town, when my parents left, I'd have a party. It beat drinking alongside a gravel road.

If my wife is gone, me and my daughter will eat crappy food, play video games, and do things that my wife would generally disapprove of.

If my wife and daughter are gone, 1) a nap is happening at some point.

If a solicitor disturbs my nap, I'll add :

2) digging
3) dragging
4) shoveling dirt
5) concealing evidence

 

[CyOps]

I like to drink and watch tv series that I have dvr'd. The problem with that is when I go to watch more of the series another day, I don't remember what happened the previous few episodes.

 

[CycloneErik]

I enjoy it but I always assume cooler people are doing more exciting stuff.

People always think that, but most of us are more like this than not.

 

[Dandy]

pffft, it's called Holstein World.

You should sell the grass lot and move to Holstein, Iowa.

 

[cyrevkah]

pffft, it's called Holstein World.

Everything You Need For and About Calves.......




















:wubclub:

 

[GTO]

Masturbate. Everyone else is lying by omission. It's true!

No, everyone is just listing the things they do besides that. One can already safely assume that is definitely happening...

 

[Bret44]

pffft, it's called Holstein World.

The Girls of Jersey

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Everything You Need For and About Claves.......


I am smiling because twice I read it the way you meant to type it.
Unless you meant it the way you typed it. Then I will be confused.




:wubclub:

 

[CyCrazy]

My wife is a teacher she doesn't travel, fml........

 

[MaccloNe]

Watch things she doesn't like...sports and p@rn. Stay up too late, sleep in and leave dishes and house until the hour before she gets home.

 

[cowgirl836]

Growing up on a farm in a small town, when my parents left, I'd have a party. It beat drinking alongside a gravel road.

If my wife is gone, me and my daughter will eat crappy food, play video games, and do things that my wife would generally disapprove of.

If my wife and daughter are gone, 1) a nap is happening at some point.

If a solicitor disturbs my nap, I'll add :

2) digging
3) dragging
4) shoveling dirt
5) concealing evidence

when my mom was about eleventy months pregnant with me in the summer of '88, she was home trying to nap or initiate labor - whichever she could make happen- with broken AC, and someone rang the doorbell.

Because the doorbell was on the front door, and all "regulars" knew to use the back, she knew it was a solicitor. Open the door and it's Jehovah's Witnesses. They start asking all sorts of pregnancy questions and ask about the name. My mom said "Jesus ****** if it's a boy, Mary if it's a girl" and shut the door in their face.

Don't interrupt an uncomfortably pregnant woman's nap. The jury will side with her, guaranteed.

 

[GWad]

when my mom was about eleventy months pregnant with me in the summer of '88, she was home trying to nap or initiate labor - whichever she could make happen- with broken AC, and someone rang the doorbell.

Because the doorbell was on the front door, and all "regulars" knew to use the back, she knew it was a solicitor. Open the door and it's Jehovah's Witnesses. They start asking all sorts of pregnancy questions and ask about the name. My mom said "Jesus ****** if it's a boy, Mary if it's a girl" and shut the door in their face.

Don't interrupt an uncomfortably pregnant woman's nap. The jury will side with her, guaranteed.

My mom told the Jehovah's Witnesses that "if they came to the door one more time she was going to take the Watch Tower roll it up and shove it up their *** and may Jehovah be her Witness!!!" True story. My whole family almost died laughing.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Any dude (and some chicks) on here that doesn't include feverish self loving on his list is a bold faced liar and can't be trusted. Unless it's just assumed by everyone here that's the first thing as soon as the car has left the driveway. In that case, carry on.