Friday OT: It's not me, it's you.
- Thread starter Angie
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My sister attracted every weirdo in the midwest. This kid used to drive around our house and honk his horn at all hours. My dad finally told her to tell him he would be waiting for him next time he came around. Then the guy whined at me that my sister "broke up" with him because of Dad. I'm all like, she never went out with you. He told me they never officially went out but they were "connected." I guess obsession + delusion = connection.
During my first deployment to Afghanistan, my girlfriend decided that she was too lonely and that she needed some companionship, so she broke it off and started seeing someone else. That was the hardest thing I've ever had to deal with. Going on two patrols a day, in between pulling three hour tower guard shifts, lock security at night, drinking bottles of water that are so hot that it burns your insides, because it's been sitting out in the hot *** sun. On top of all that being being devastated, because the person I loved and I thought that loved me back, was ******* some other dude.
Just thinking about it is bringing back that whole period in my life. I was infantry, she was military police, and the other dude was a supply clerk. I was like, if your gonna cheat on me at least have the decency to have it be with another infantryman, not a damn supply clerk.
Just thinking about it is bringing back that whole period in my life. I was infantry, she was military police, and the other dude was a supply clerk. I was like, if your gonna cheat on me at least have the decency to have it be with another infantryman, not a damn supply clerk.
Thanks for your service and in your honor **** supply clerks (well, you know what I mean here).
My last girlfriend got ****** at me for multiple psychotic reasons:
Tried to turn me from Republican to Democrat.
Tried to make me quit hunting and fishing.
Demanded I not listen to a song because she thought that I thought of my ex while listening to it.
Told me I watched too much sports and got ****** when I was upset we lost.
Didn't want girls coming to our house parties because I shouldn't be in contact with other girls while drunk while we were dating.
Etc. Etc. I was dumb enough to let this go on for 6 months then broke it off to which she turned into a nasty break up.
Tried to turn me from Republican to Democrat.
Tried to make me quit hunting and fishing.
Demanded I not listen to a song because she thought that I thought of my ex while listening to it.
Told me I watched too much sports and got ****** when I was upset we lost.
Didn't want girls coming to our house parties because I shouldn't be in contact with other girls while drunk while we were dating.
Etc. Etc. I was dumb enough to let this go on for 6 months then broke it off to which she turned into a nasty break up.
I hope she has 14 kids and lives in a trailer while you marry a surgeon be a stay at home dad and sip alcoholic beverages of your choice at your lake house. Thanks for your service.
Similar political views is an absolute must for me. No way I could disagree with someone on so many levels and be in a happy relationship.
I was talking to a girl this week at school about religion, and she said that she is agnostic, but her boyfriend is muslim. I was thinking to myself, thats gotta get kinda weird. I wonder what's going through her head while he is praying five times a day?
When I was in 7th grade I asked a girl out because I'd never had a girlfriend, but then realized that I didn't want to date her so I broke up with her the next day.
Broke up with a girl that was 19 at ISU cuz she was saving herself for marriage. That was fine and all, but her oral skills were so bad. The second time she bit me, I told her it wasn't gonna work out.
Saw her a few years later and she was already divorced and working as a stripper. Took her home and while doing it she just laid there. I bailed fast and that was the last I saw her.
Saw her a few years later and she was already divorced and working as a stripper. Took her home and while doing it she just laid there. I bailed fast and that was the last I saw her.
