Two others I didn’t mention prior, stumbled into recollection in the past few days.
Misheard: You’re an a**hole, girl.
Actual: You’re a soldier
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“You’re A Soldier,” Husker Du (first refrain around 20 sec mark)
Misheard: Sat on a fence, like a dumbf***
Actual: Sat on a fence, but it don’t work
— “Under Pressure,” Queen w/ David Bowie
Begins around 2:02 mark:
Under Pressure
My theory of why I misheard it initially — Mercury & Bowie's singing on the interlude, diction overlaps in a funny way ..
I know, I keep bumping this thread with new examples. When you're a pop-music obsessive and a language-geek, that's bound to happen.