Friday OT #1 - What's Your Taunt?

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  1. SpokaneCY

    SpokaneCY Well-Known Member

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    I'd do a Barry Sanders (if football) and quietly hand the ball directly to the ref and run back to the sidelines. I think the subtle things ring way louder than the "antics". That or a really loud F U then do the Ace Ventura thrusting thing for about 2 minutes.
     
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  2. ImJustKCClone

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    The Rock ain't got nothin' on this mother's eyebrow lift... ;)
     
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  3. cyclonespiker33

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    After draining a three-pointer this is what I would do:
    Basically this picture but with both hands
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    Followed by tapping my head three times, then saluting with "okay" hand gesture.

    I know this because I frequently do this while watching ISU games.


    Gotta say I'm also a big fan of when Jackson did this:
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  4. WhatchaGonnaDo

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  5. cloneswereall

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    I don't play basketball, but Reader pretty much encompasses it. Flex and step over.

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  6. dinger

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    I go with a golf clap. I dont know how it would apply to your scenario but it works great in road rage situations. Now, if your goal is to diffuse a situation may I recommend avoiding it.
     
  7. CloneinWDSM

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  8. Die4Cy

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    Not really, but I post this every chance I get:

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  9. CycloneErik

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    My game is all the taunt I need.
     
  10. Die4Cy

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    This is more "me." But not actually me.

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  11. Macloney

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    Pretty sure Deandre Kane threw one of those one time.

    I'd go with the cutthroat thumb, simple, but refined.
     
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  12. Farnsworth

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    Was looking for throat slash or wiggles gif, but this will do.

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  13. cyhiphopp

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    If I EVER make a three, I'll do this. But I don't even attempt them, so that hurts my chances.

    I have done the Dikembe Motumbo after blocking a shot in a pickup game.
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  14. Farnsworth

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    My only game is the mid range jumper. I'm too small to do anything inside, and I can't shoot a 3 for my life. But step two feet inside the line, I'm money.
     
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  15. ForbinsAscynt

    ForbinsAscynt Well-Known Member

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    I like the Simeon Carter
    Edit: Looks like CloneinWDM beat me to it
     
  16. cyhiphopp

    cyhiphopp Well-Known Member

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    My "effective range" is about 4 feet. Rebounds, layups and hook shots mostly.
     
  17. Gonzo

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    Mine...

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  18. CtownCyclone

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    I'll go with this one.

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  20. Doc

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    Usually something like this with a nut grab mixed in.

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