Friday OT #1 - I'm Richard Petty

[cmjh10]

Our fans don't get caught having sex in stadium bathrooms.

Damn it, forgot about that one

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

We have a better mascot.

 

[jcyclonee]

cmjh owning this thread. Props.

It's like he was born to do this. Well this and collect dogs.

 

[jcyclonee]

Our fans don't get caught having sex in stadium bathrooms.

We understand that janitor closets are far more intimate locales.

 

[cmjh10]

We dont work at McDonalds past high school

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

We have a better basketball arena.

 

[cmjh10]

Hawkeye girls have pancake nipples

 

[cmjh10]

Our MBB coach isnt a psychopath

 

[CYdTracked]

We are the only land grant university in the state

 

[Colorado]

We pay our bills

 

[jcyclonee]

Hawkeye girls have pancake nipples

That made coffee go most of the way up my nose. Don't stop. I want to feel my nostrils burn.

 

[VeloClone]

Cyclones go to basketball games to watch good basketball. Hawkeyes go to basketball games to knit, catch up on their reading and eat free pizza.

 

[jcyclonee]

You're still copying the Steelers? We quit copying USC years ago.

 

[cmjh10]

That made coffee go most of the way up my nose. Don't stop. I want to feel my nostrils burn.

Gotta go be productive, hopefully I can think of some more, then report back.

 

[MeanDean]

Our fans don't get caught having sex in stadium bathrooms.

This sounds a bit lawyerish. Like maybe we do have sex in stadium bathrooms, we just don't get caught. Are we posting lookouts?

Seems like there might be a story there GTO...

 

[MeanDean]

Dirt and piss colors

-vs-

Ketchup and Mustard (both delicious condiments!)

 

[Sigmapolis]

Our band listens to directions and doesnt play the victim

Pssh no we didn't.

 

[MeanDean]

Pssh no we didn't.

Whar spoiler alert?!?!

 

[isukendall]

Our fans don't get caught having sex in stadium bathrooms.

Bolded for emphasis.

 

[GTO]

Our fans don't try to sneak wine in a urine bag.