Just because you refuse the test doesn't mean you won't be convicted of OWI plus you will still be arrested.
Best plan is to not be a dumb *** and don't drink and drive.
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The only part worth watching starts at about 9:50. E...F...G...H...R
Its actually great advice if you know you're prob gonna blow over.. Buys you more time as they'd have to take you to the police station and administer it there, could buy you an half hour at least to get under the limit
In the SEC, this version of the alphabet would get you into grad school.