Cockroach in the ear

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  1. Mr Janny

    Mr Janny Welcome to the Office of Secret Intelligence
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    Ahhhhhhhhhh!
     
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    I don't want to read or look....so is the man okay?
     
  4. Mr Janny

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    I guess foul play has not been ruled out, and Ricardo Montalban has been brought in for questioning in the matter.
     
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    obligatory:

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    I'm going to read this to my elementary science classes.
     
  7. Mr Janny

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    The vacuum cleaner thing is something I never would have thought to try. I probably would have tried putting a drinking straw in my ear and having a friend try to suck it out.
     
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    Kaaaahhhhhnnnn....
     
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    Damn it, Janny. I was just about to eat lunch...
     
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    You don't have many friends left, do you?
     
  11. Mr Janny

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    And many hearty thanks go out to Bos, who just informed me that with this post, I may have just invented the act of "ear felching."

    Nothing gets by you, Bos.
     
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    Not as good as the atomic wedgie story you posted
     

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