Christensen in trouble in IC? (joke)

[wartknight]

All the evidence points to him-


Police found an empty carton of eggs outside Iowa Coach Kirk Ferentz's
house this morning.
Two of the eggs had hit the house.
Three were apparently dropped retrieving them from the carton.
Four were thrown over the house and landed in the back yard, while a
couple hit houses on either side of the Ferentz house.

 

[dinger]

Re: Christensen in trouble in IC?

creative, but no rep added

 

[wartknight]

Wait a minute. I didn't put (joke) at the end of that.
What is the big deal with "rep" anyway?

 

[hort4cy]

Here's another piece of the Ferentz coaching puzzle

From the Iowa City Press

Coach Ferentz's House Was Egged Last Night...

Police found an empty carton of eggs outside Iowa Coach Kirk Ferentz's
house this morning. Two of the eggs had hit the house. Three were
apparently dropped retrieving them from the carton. Four were thrown
over
the house and landed in the back yard, while a couple hit houses on
either
side of the Ferentz house.

After investigators reviewed the evidence they brought in their primary
suspect, Jake Christensen, for questioning.:wink:

 

[wartknight]

Re: Here's another piece of the Ferentz coaching puzzle

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/state-rivals/17272-christensen-trouble-ic-joke.html

 

[hort4cy]

I guess I have a technical question on how this board works. I posted this joke as a new thread then all of a sudden it is the fourth post in another thread. I don't get it, do the mods manipulate the board that much?

 

[wartknight]

It got moved into this thread because the same thing was posted here a couple days ago.

 

[ianoconnor]

They combined two threads about the same thing.

 

[CY ST8T]

Hawkeye Funny

IOWA CITY, IA -- The Johnson County Sheriff's Office is reportingthat Iowa Coach KirkFerentz's house was the
target of some minorvandalism last night.Johnson county Sheriff's Deputies found an empty carton of eggsoutside
the Ferentz house early this morning. Two of the eggs had apparentlyhitthe house. Three were apparently dropped
retrieving them from thecarton. Four were thrown clear over the house and landed in the backyard. and three eggs hit
houses on either side of the Ferentz house.Iowa’s starting quarterback Jake Christensen is being questioned inthe
incident.