I think it would be really fun to invite Mr. Bell out to the research farms at ISU. Legitimately, someone from the University should call him out on twitter and invite him over. He could learn about:
- setting an A-B line on a tractor GPS system, maybe even an adaptive curve line if he is as sharp as he thinks he is
- Taking soil samples by grid and build zoned maps and prescriptions for variable rate applied seed and fertilizer
- Learn about herbicide modes of action - which chemistries are best suited to battle the state's toughest weed - tall waterhemp?
- how to properly set an automated air-flow and ventilation system in a hog barn for maximum creature comfort
- how to take a short position in December corn futures on the Chicago Board of Trade to hedge his corn crop he is planting right now. Then, if the market allows, maybe roll those contracts forward to the March of July futures months to capture carry in the market. If he doesn't like using futures, he could always use an option strategy to put a floor under his crop price but leaving his upside potential open. Basis contracts and hedge-to-arrive contracts with elevators and ethanol plants are solid options as well
You know, just some stuff that you can pick up by following a "dumb farmer" around for a few days.