Exactly, if you're going to make something up at least make it manly. I broke my arm as I tackled a rabid Puma as it was racing towards a bus full of small children.Actually, the excuse is so bad, it might be true. I mean, would you want to take the harassment involved with slipping on a McDonalds bag?
In a statement, Broncos head athletic trainer Steve Antonopulos confirmed reports Marshall "sustained right forearm lacerations to one artery, one vein, one nerve, two tendons and three muscles."