Brian Ferentz: aim at the butthole for success

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Our offense was ranked 47 places higher, with a new qb, and we still got our oc fired.

It was time, other than that I lost a work client which sucks they were gonna spend some serious money with me.
 

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It was a tough week to be an Iowa State fan, but things seem to be turning around!
 
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Kirk Ferentz just stripped naked, lit a fart on fire, and gave the entire Iowa fan base the double bird. Dude is the definition of stubborn and nepotism. How Barta lets him get away with it is unreal.
 

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Kirk Ferentz just stripped naked, lit a fart on fire, and gave the entire Iowa fan base the double bird. Dude is the definition of stubborn and nepotism. How Barta lets him get away with it is unreal.
Kkkirk and barta are both incompetent.....which is a perfect fit for their present jobs.
 
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Not exactly sure.
Kirk Ferentz just stripped naked, lit a fart on fire, and gave the entire Iowa fan base the double bird. Dude is the definition of stubborn and nepotism. How Barta lets him get away with it is unreal.
You forgot about Kirk doing the helicopter
 

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The media and fans in the state were convinced he was leaving for some reason. I am surprised the local stations didn't cover the new conference today. They have to be pissed now.
 
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That has to be so frustrating. I honestly think I’d be rooting against my own team if I were in their position. Otherwise they’re never going to change. Hilarious.
 

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Not exactly sure.
The OP explains why Iowas offense was bad, it was BF. He says to aim for the butthole and when Petras was throwing the ball he was aiming for what appeared to be BF.
 

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I've posted before in threads like this, some time soon when the Hawks are having a decent year, Kirk decides to step away temporarily for a health issue, Butthole is made temp HC. Logical move, he's the OC so it's him or the DC who isn't named Ferentz. If the interim goes OK, Kirk says he's retiring, Barta does the old nationwide search and announces the results are that they already have the best guy in the nation. Removes the interim gives Butthole a fast contract for 10 years fully guaranteed, all that remains is to hire more family member to fill out the staff.
 

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Not exactly sure.
I've posted before in threads like this, some time soon when the Hawks are having a decent year, Kirk decides to step away temporarily for a health issue, Butthole is made temp HC. Logical move, he's the OC so it's him or the DC who isn't named Ferentz. If the interim goes OK, Kirk says he's retiring, Barta does the old nationwide search and announces the results are that they already have the best guy in the nation. Removes the interim gives Butthole a fast contract for 10 years fully guaranteed, all that remains is to hire more family member to fill out the staff.
Ol' Steveo just got canned from his job, so there is one available.
 
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We know the Moon Family head coach is not going to fire his son. My question is: Given BF track record as a coach, who is gonna hire him? Casey's maybe?
 

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The media and fans in the state were convinced he was leaving for some reason. I am surprised the local stations didn't cover the new conference today. They have to be pissed now.

I know. There were enough people on here that acted like him leaving was a foregone conclusion too.
 

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BF is qualified to be the OC at Iowa because his he played at Iowa, played and coached in the NFL and has been a coach at Iowa for one of their most successful runs. What is the big deal, as long as you don't look at the Offensive numbers.