Brandon Jensen

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  1. Cycofan1

    Cycofan1 Well-Known Member

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    Oh at school the other day I saw him and he had his arm in a sling. I don't know if he broke it, or if it was a bad sprain. Do any of you know?
     
  2. thetruthhurts

    thetruthhurts Member

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    I heard he tore a muscle and had surgury. he should be ready to go in a couple of weeks.
     
  3. HiltonMagic

    HiltonMagic Well-Known Member

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    If you see him at school, why don't you just ask him? :confused:
     
  4. Cycofan1

    Cycofan1 Well-Known Member

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    idk
     
  5. ripvdub

    ripvdub Well-Known Member

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    He had the injury and played with it all year. Think he did a good job despite it.
     
  6. mizouse87

    mizouse87 Well-Known Member

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    freak pilates accident. I don't want to share the details for fear of grossing everbody out.
     
  7. ISUonthemove

    ISUonthemove Well-Known Member

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    That is the greatest response ever!

    If you saw him at school, why didn't you ask him?

    Uhh, I don't know?
     
  8. jtaconutz

    jtaconutz Member

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    I heard it was an unfortunate smelting accident.
     
  9. cyfan964

    cyfan964 Well-Known Member

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    Horrific spelunking incident. A stalactite fell.... ughhh just be lucky you weren't there.
     
  10. Al_4_State

    Al_4_State Well-Known Member

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    It was a bizarre gardening accident.
     
  11. jtdoyle1

    jtdoyle1 Well-Known Member

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    You know what they say though... "Whoever Smelt it; Dealt it."
     
  12. mizouse87

    mizouse87 Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad I was able to start this epidemic.
     
  13. Cyfan4good

    Cyfan4good Active Member

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    He was putting a new schwamus valve in his car and the stelner linkage broke, smacking him right in the arm. This caused a partial infarction of his bi, tri and quadcept muscles. Very lucky here as a total infarction would have been season ending. He didn't start wearing the sling until just before finals started, not because he needed to, but he thought it might net some sympathy points from a few teachers not to mention the CDI (chicks dig it) factor. The infarction is healing up nicely and he'll be good for spring ball. I don't know all this for sure but I think this might be what happened.
     

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