Baron Davis was abducted by Aliens.

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  1. Clones21

    Clones21 Well-Known Member

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  2. CycloneRulzzz

    CycloneRulzzz Well-Known Member

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    He's lying. The aliens abducted me first that night and Baron was never one of the others picked up...
     
  4. Cydar

    Cydar Well-Known Member

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    The article does pose a valid question:
    Where would you go after being abducted by aliens?
     
  5. 00clone

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    Well, it wouldn't have been my first thought, but not a bad choice on his part with in-n-out burger, really.
     
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    I think his timeframe is wrong. I think he was kidnapped before his career began. This might have been a follow-up visit, but mostly I think he's mistaken.
     
  7. Cyclones_R_GR8

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    He never mentions anal probing. Everyone knows that's what aliens do. He's lying.
     
  8. 2020cy

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    He is saving those details for the book.
     
  9. 00clone

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    Man, after that dude came out as gay, now everyone is 'coming out' with every damn thing else that I don't care about and really don't need to know.

    :spinny:
     
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