April is National Grilled Cheese Month

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Cheddar or gtfo. Seriously. Was served one recently with some white variation and didn’t even know how to pronounce what it was called. Gross. Get that trash of my plate.
 
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Cheddar or gtfo. Seriously. Was served one recently with some white variation and didn’t even know how to pronounce what it was called. Gross. Get that trash of my place.
expand your mind, man. There's a whole legion of awesome cheese out there.
Cheddar has its place, to be sure, but don't short yourself.
 

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I expect some arguing over cheese, what spread to use, and melt vs grilled cheese.

Are you including melts?

You people make me sick!

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses.

Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese.

I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich.

Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread.

But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a ******* grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them.

Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. ****, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.
 

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Not exactly sure.
Are you including melts?

You people make me sick!

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses.

Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese.

I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich.

Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread.

But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a ******* grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them.

Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. ****, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

Reads like a man who is bound up from grilled cheese.
 

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Hah! I remember this post. Good stuff.

Are you including melts?

You people make me sick!

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses.

Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese.

I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich.

Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread.

But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a ******* grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them.

Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. ****, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.
 
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expand your mind, man. There's a whole legion of awesome cheese out there.
Cheddar has its place, to be sure, but don't short yourself.
I understand your point. However, cheese is my favorite food. All cheese is. But a grilled cheese is at its best when it is cheddar and white bread. Period. /thread
 
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I have some leftover remoulade sauce from this weekend. I wonder how that would be for the outside spread on a grilled cheese instead of mayo or butter.
 

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I have some leftover remoulade sauce from this weekend. I wonder how that would be for the outside spread on a grilled cheese instead of mayo or butter.

It will depend on fat content. More fat = more browning and less burning. Also, any sugar present would burn. Hopefully you didn't have any sweet additions.
 

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Definitely not the ones with the special sauce on them, at least.
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