All in good fun slogans for new Big 12 schools

[AppleCornCy]

BYU- Can we come in?

UCF- We dropped the K and rearranged the letters. Get it?

Cincinnati- One N, then two.

Houston- Check out the size of our market. It’s big. Really big. So big. Big 12.

 

[Gonzo]

BYU- Can we come in?

UCF- We dropped the K and rearranged the letters. Get it?

Cincinnati- One N, then two.

Houston- Check out the size of our market. It’s big. Really big. So big. Big 12.

BYU - We're on a Mission... (get it?)

UCF - Yes, we know central Florida is the boring part

Cincinnati - We're more Kentucky than Ohio

Houston - Home of the ritzy bars in Urban Cowboy

 

[CivEFootball]

BYU - Closed on Sundays.

UCF- yes we know you got autocorrected to UNICEF.

Cincinnati- Don't mess with Skyline

Houston- Divorcee Cougars in stands too...

 

[cstrunk]

What the ****?

 

[Gunnerclone]

JFC

 

[CyCrazy]

What the ****?

Not everything hits the target.

 

[Cyched]

 

[dosry5]

BYU - We're on a Mission... (get it?)

UCF - Yes, we know central Florida is the boring part

Cincinnati - We're more Kentucky than Ohio

Houston - Home of the ritzy bars in Urban Cowboy

Can you explain the first one please? Maybe with a picture?

 

[dosry5]

Not everything hits the target.

OP out here looking like Purdy….

 

[Gonzo]

Can you explain the first one please? Maybe with a picture?

A little weird, but ok...

 

[CtownCyclone]

BYU - We're on a Mission... (get it?)

UCF - Yes, we know central Florida is the boring part

Cincinnati - We're more Kentucky than Ohio

Houston - Home of the ritzy bars in Urban Cowboy

Not to derail, but that bar burned down (insurance scam).

Need to work in more chemical plants/refinery jokes.

 

[qwerty]

BYU - We are at least one letter better than BU (I would say an entire alphabet)

UCF - Central Florida, Central states . . . we are essentially the same thing

Cincinnati - Not Sin Sin City

Houston - We have a problem (from Apollo mission)

 

[Dopey]

This is awful

 

[JM4CY]

The Felicitous Four

 

[BCClone]

BYU: brothers of another mother, literally

 

[Gonzo]

Not to derail, but that bar burned down (insurance scam).

Need to work in more chemical plants/refinery jokes.

Yeah but I think those are outside of Houston proper.

 

[CtownCyclone]

Yeah but I think those are outside of Houston proper.

Having lived there, Houston is like an amoeba, slowly expanding and encompassing all other locates.

Technically, those are probably all located in Pasadena, but Houston encircles them all.

P.S. Gilly's was in Pasa-get-down-dena.

P.P.S. Don't go to Pasadena, TX.

 

[BearcatsUc]

Having lived there, Houston is like an amoeba, slowly expanding and encompassing all other locates.

Technically, those are probably all located in Pasadena, but Houston encircles them all.

P.S. Gilly's was in Pasa-get-down-dena.

P.P.S. Don't go to Pasadena, TX.

I have a love/hate relationship with Houston. Been there for a wedding, a funeral, to visit friends. Had too much time to soak the city in.

While I can appreciate the city’s vibrancy, I mostly think the place is a hot mess. I pondered living there then thought, “No.”

Just no.

 

[PSYclone22]

This makes me realize what a severe impact these schools will have on the preseason standings that are listed alphabetically. There goes our second place seat.

 

[mynameisjonas]