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balken

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James Earl Jones

Several points:

  • Born in the South
  • Self-described "Black Indian" (both Native American and African heritage)
  • Deep baritone voice
  • 75+ years old
  • Stout build
As none of these points apply to me in any form it would be a great thespian challenge for Mr. Jones.

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Bill Erwin

Just because he has that sweet mustache.
 
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LindenCy

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Either a young Al Pachino or maybe Edward Norton. Pachino looks more like me, but Norton would give a good performance.
 

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I'd go with Matt Damon. I've heard I'd kind of look like him if only he would lose 20 pounds of muscle, add 30 pounds of fat, and go through a disfiguring car accident.
 
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Phaedrus

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Bill Murray. Really. He just needs a slightly bigger nose to make it work. And a beard.

The big question, is which actress is beautiful enough to play MrsPhaedrus:

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I'm willing to take suggestions....

BTW, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the country of Sweden; first, for producing some of the best looking women the world has ever seen, and second, for kicking a bunch of their ancestors out of the country, and sending them to the US. Thank you....
 
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As none of these points apply to me in any form it would be a great thespian challenge for Mr. Jones.

Or:

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Bill Erwin

Just because he has that sweet mustache.

"With great mustache, comes great responsibility." -Peter Griffin, Family Guy.

I would go Clint Eastwood in his youth for me.
 
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