When I was a pup, they gave trophies out for kids who scored really high on their Iowa Test of Basic Skills. The next year they gave trophies out for most improved. Since I did well both years, I didn't get a trophy. Meanwhile the dumbass next to me got a trophy for doing slightly less bad.
That was 30 years ago and I'm still a little angry about it
I never got a darn trophy and I hit 99 a couple times. Now I’m PO’d with you.