NBC climate confessions - GOLD!

mywayorcyway

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I didn't realize the impact my Q-Tip usage was having on the world until I read those. I need to rethink some of my life choices.
 

MeowingCows

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Well, that took all of 1 second to turn into a massive circlejerk.

They probably should've seen that coming, too.
 

isu_ce

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I like the comment about how "confessions" implies that I have something to feel guilty about.

No feelings of guilt here at all.
 

ArgentCy

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I like this one..."I require at least half a roll of TP when wiping." :eek:

Umm, you are doing something very wrong. Also, I should apologize to the family as it could always be worse.
 

SECyclone

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I like this one..."I require at least half a roll of TP when wiping." :eek:

Umm, you are doing something very wrong. Also, I should apologize to the family as it could always be worse.

must be the cheap tissue paper kind
 

Isualum13

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I like this one..."I require at least half a roll of TP when wiping." :eek:

Umm, you are doing something very wrong. Also, I should apologize to the family as it could always be worse.
 

intrepid27

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When we were tailgating before the Iowa game there was a coed waiting in line for the Porta Potty. She had finished her beer and was looking around (obviously for a trash can) for a place to throw her can. We encouraged he to put it on the pile ( with 100+ other cans and bottles) and assured her someone would come by and pick it up for the deposit.

She looked at us like we were trying to get her to torch the rain forest. It took her a good 5 minutes to decide. When it was her turn to go inside she finally put her can on the pile.
 

ArgentCy

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Maybe we can put it in a time capsule so the aliens can decipher and learn from it when they visit our barren and dusty planet.

Who needs a time capsule? They are already flying around in big phalice looking ships.
 

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