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  1. SoapyCy

    I did the maths and Minnesota sports fans do not want to read this.

    Yes. Their inaugural season was not until the year 2000 so I accounted for that.
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    I did the maths and Minnesota sports fans do not want to read this.

    In light of the Vikings losing yesterday, and the last major professional championship coming in 1991 from the Twins, I did some basic math to determine how odd it is that not one of the four major teams has won in 31 years. There are some assumptions built in here. I assume each team has the...
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    Random Thoughts 17: Here we go again.

    Never forget the OG RTT Thread 'Random Thoughts Thread #1' https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/threads/random-thoughts-thread-1.173580/
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    Why Your Town Sucks #3: Waukee

    How does what compare? Be specific? As far as which has a distinct "community" feel, its Marshalltown by a mile. How else are you comparing a town full of brand new houses and two-working-parent families with higher education that commute elsewhere to a blue collar town with high immigration...
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    Why Your Town Sucks #3: Waukee

    That's great and all, but what about Waukee makes it a community that is different than other places? Where is the center of community activity? Why Waukee over Grimes, Urbandale, or West Des Moines, specifically?
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    Why Your Town Sucks #3: Waukee

    There is no criteria. There is no hidden motivation. There is no list of off-limits because everywhere sucks to someone. We get defensive over where we live because we see it as a reflection of ourselves. That's why I started this, because we have more in common than not in common but we think...
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    Why Your Town Sucks #3: Waukee

    They use less fuel, they are safer so people don't get t-boned, and they are faster than a four-way stop. The only reason people don't like them is cuz they don't want to learn how to use them.
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    Why Your Town Sucks #3: Waukee

    Welcome to the new weekly series: Why your town sucks. Twice per week I'll highlight one of the bland, dangerous, or outright worthless towns in Iowa. Some people love where they're from. Here's why they shouldn't. Your Town: Waukee. Population 23,940 (+73.6% from 2010) Waukee was founded in...
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    Why Your Town Sucks #2: Chariton

    I did Coralville and people said I'm picking on suburbs. I do Chariton and people say I'm picking on small towns. I guess the only city that's safe to make fun of is Des Moines Iowa City. People are gonna blow their **** when I do Ames and Ankeny.
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    Why Your Town Sucks #2: Chariton

    No town is safe.
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    Why Your Town Sucks #2: Chariton

    Welcome to the new weekly series: Why your town sucks. Twice per week I'll highlight one of the bland, dangerous, or outright worthless towns in Iowa. Some people love where they're from. Here's why they shouldn't. Your Town: Chariton. Population 4,193 (-3% from 2010) Chariton was founded in...
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    Why Your Town Sucks #1: Coralville

    Feel free to ignore my series. I'll get to Iowa City in due time, just like I'll get to Ankeny, Ames, Marshalltown, etc.
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    Why Your Town Sucks #1: Coralville

    Also on my list. I figured I'd start with a relatively easy one, since not many people here are from Coralville
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    Why Your Town Sucks #1: Coralville

    Marshalltown is in my list. Don't worry
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    Why Your Town Sucks #1: Coralville

    Welcome to the new weekly series: Why your town sucks. Twice per week I'll highlight one of the bland, dangerous, or outright worthless towns in Iowa. Some people love where they're from. Here's why they shouldn't. Your Town: Coralville. Population 22,318 (+18% from 2010) Coralville is for...
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    Voices from the stands: Homecoming Edition

    Guy next section over yells "PASS!!" on every play where the opponent passes. Mike Rose is listening to section M for guidance.
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    New Uniforms Revealed

    Did we decide we're not using black anymore?