I will say that the most recent one I had (before Christmas) didn't taste good, but I loved all the others I had. Its sauce was way too "tangy" or something.
Hopefully it was just one bad one in the batch.
Sounds like he's living a pretty good life. Keep the responsibilities low, collect the (very nice) paychecks, spend time with Grandkids in the offseason. No recruiting needed as an analyst/special coordinator.
I'm no scheme expert but ...
If your LB's are terrible at coverage, why not rush more than 3?
Seems like "go try to sack the QB" is an easier skill to master than coverage.