One evening our neighbor friends and their kids were over for dinner. We had dinner and then my buddy's wife and my wife headed down to our office. My wife was help the neighbor with her resume. Our kids' play room is also in the basement. My buddy and I went downstairs to check on the ladies. When I got to the office the door was locked. I turned the knob and knocked and my wife opened the door. When I walked in the room in unconsciously blurted out, "Let's smell your fingers!" I have no clue where that came from. My wife scolded me, my buddy's wife glared at me and my friend literally collapsed to the floor laughing hysterically. The ladies had locked the door because the kids were being turd birds and kept coming in the room and interrupting them. We all chuckle about it now.