Covid 19: Which Onion Article are You?

[Cyched]

The Onion has provided some much needed humor during this time. Which article best represents you during quarantine?

I'll start:

https://local.theonion.com/coworkers-at-bathroom-sink-locked-in-tense-standoff-ove-1842294947

Link:

https://www.theonion.com/tag/coronavirus

P.S. - a lot of political humor articles in there. Please don't post; let's keep this lighthearted

 

[Cy$]

how do you tell the real articles from the fake ones?

 

[Cyched]

how do you tell the real articles from the fake ones?

Use the eenie meenie miney mo system

 

[BCClone]

https://www.theonion.com/undaunted-texas-waffle-house-waitress-has-been-expectin-1843137772

and

https://local.theonion.com/frustrat...19.1502290295.1588118002-997294988.1588118002

 

[Doc]

https://local.theonion.com/man-not-sure-why-he-thought-most-psychologically-taxing-1843004933

 

[DarkStar]

how do you tell the real articles from the fake ones?

The fake ones are more believable.

 

[DarkStar]

https://local.theonion.com/burnt-piece-of-toast-on-top-of-trash-serves-as-humiliat-1843040797

Yes, some of my cooking experiments have not turned out very well.

 

[enisthemenace]

https://www.theonion.com/undaunted-texas-waffle-house-waitress-has-been-expectin-1843137772

and

https://local.theonion.com/frustrat...19.1502290295.1588118002-997294988.1588118002

“Muffin time”

 

[madguy30]

https://local.theonion.com/it-starting-to-become-pretty-clear-just-how-much-cruise-1842998274

 

[CyArob]

https://local.theonion.com/mental-health-walk-spent-being-glared-at-by-quarantined-1842922393

 

[StClone]

I feel better hearing this Music Teacher's composition in lockdown: https://www.popsugar.com/family/tea...g-about-online-teaching-tiktok-video-47400315