Worst movie you watched lately.

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dirtyninety

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Imagine.....imagine there is no heaven, no hell below us, no countries, no religion too (boomers love that line)......
Imagine all the people, not binge watching or sitting on there ass for hours....You-000-000 (To tune of Imagine by John Lennon and Yoko Ono and Charles Manson)...you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. Get off your ass and do somthing and help another human in person not via electronic media....aaa....aaaa......
 

NATEizKING

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Locke - 2013 ft. Tom Hardy

I think it might be the worst movie of all time. I'd rather close my eyes and watch Cats.

The entire movie is a dude on his phone in his car. That's it. I hate myself that I have to finish something after I start it, no matter how awful it is. It's why I don't have TV and don't watch much Netflix.
 
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Frak

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You weren't captivated by Brad Pitt playing Brad Pitt? Brad WeinEpstein Orgy Vid Extortion Pitt.

I actually fell asleep for a half hour in the middle. When I woke up, the exact same thing was happening...Brad Pitt on a rocket ship going somewhere.
 

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Guns Akimbo was pretty corny. Decent concept, but they didn't pull it off very well.
 
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SpokaneCY

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You can't find this anywhere anymore, but my favorite WORST movie is Shakes the Clown. Starstudded cast including Robin Williams, Adam Sandler and Bobcat Goldthwaite starring as an alcoholic clown.
 

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I'm sorry to say I actually watched the live-action Aladdin movie with Will Smith. Ugh is being too kind to it. Just terrible. Worst movie I have seen in maybe a decade. Slightly worse than my two worst movies I watched in 2019 which were Wine Country and Serenity. If you can make a movie worst then Serenity, you've got be doing some stuff majorly wrong.
Depends on how you define "Serenity". :D
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CyberJJJ

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Dr. Zhivago...maybe not worst movie, but possibly biggest disappointment. I was expecting it be great and kept wondering when it was going to be so memorable.
 

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BY FAR: Ad Astra.

My gosh, that movie is horrible! Most bad movies have some good qualities, Ad Astra has absolutely none. It is boring and intellectually uninteresting, even intellectually insulting. The questions it asks are never in any way remotely answered, and the plot threads are never resolved. As long as it is, it feels like half a movie, like there is a second half out there that resolves all the plot issues and answers the questions.
 
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CyclonesRock

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Dr.Doolittle, My Wife and I both had the same reaction, so much possibility and so disappointing. CGI animals were not good, it was so bad i am having a hard time even remembering why...and it was not very long ago that we saw it!
 

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Hustlers. Turned it off halfway through. Couldn't stand JLo in it for some reason *ducks*
Fell asleep half way though it. Thankfully it was an inexpensive Redbox rental.
 
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