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VeloClone

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Sorry. Every person for themselves.

Sorry again. Every living creature for themselves.

Sorry again again. I feel like I'm discriminating against rocks now.

Gosh, that has to be hard on the knees.
 
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jcyclonee

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What are the most serious crimes you've ever committed? Feel free to only discuss stuff where the statute of limitations has run. PM me with the offense and the jurisdiction if you need a ruling on the applicable statute of limitations.
Looking closely at Minnesota state and local laws:
1. I have driven a red car down Lake Street in Minneapolis.
2. None of my bathtubs have feet.

There's also this:
609.34 FORNICATION.
When any man and single woman have sexual intercourse with each other, each is guilty of fornication, which is a misdemeanor.


My wife seems to misinterpret this law as pertaining to married women.

*The good news is that I have never crossed state lines with a duck on my head or gone into Wisconsin with a chicken on my head.
 
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VeloClone

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Looking closely at Minnesota state and local laws:
1. I have driven a red car down Lake Street in Minneapolis.
2. None of my bathtubs have feet.

There's also this:
609.34 FORNICATION.
When any man and single woman have sexual intercourse with each other, each is guilty of fornication, which is a misdemeanor.


My wife seems to misinterpret this law as pertaining to married women.

*The good news is that I have never crossed state lines with a duck on my head or gone into Wisconsin with a chicken on my head.
Interesting that it doesn't include a married man or woman having sexual intercourse outside their marriage(s). Or is that covered in a different statute?
 
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jcyclonee

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Interesting that it doesn't include a married man or woman having sexual intercourse outside their marriage(s). Or is that covered in a different statute?
I think it's legal as long as you don't do it while wearing a duck on your head as you cross state lines. Whether it's ethical or moral, that's another question.
 

CloneLawman

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Interesting that it doesn't include a married man or woman having sexual intercourse outside their marriage(s). Or is that covered in a different statute?
That used to be covered in some states as the official crime of adultery--though it has not been enforced in any states that I know of since the 1960's. No one in their right mind believes that adultery or fornication laws would pass constitutional muster nowadays.
 

NWICY

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Would you guys be happy if another B12 team won the NCAA tournament? And does it depend on the team?

Sure doesn't bother me any. Best yr I ever did in the ncaa tourney pool was when I picked KU over OU for the championship. If the B12 wins it helps the whole conference IMO.
 

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Not exactly sure.
I know its 2-3 minutes late but you didn't give the times up.

Did you have to find the gingerbread man in kindergarten? When they gave you a piece of it afterwards did you think it tasted terrible also?