Random Thoughts 14: I can see clearly now 2020 edition

[SaraV]

Not quite blown away that it's your birthday, @ImJustKCClone !

 

[BCClone]

Happy birthday @ImJustKCClone

 

[BCClone]

Ok, I’m about ready to go tell this one woman to go ef herself. Has really wanted to look at my moms house, I’m not even ready for this but the realtor is my wife’s friend so I’m playing nice. She has now called 3 times to see it and each time I turn up heat, do some more cleaning and make sure I’m not around. I’m at the point of telling her to screw off.

 

[cyrevkah]

Happy Birthday!

 

[jcyclonee]

Happy Birthday KC! Spoil yourself a little today.

 

[cyhiphopp]

OOh. Happy Birthday internet mom!

 

[SCyclone]

When I was kid we moved on Halloween in a snow storm in a western Iowa town. Ice storm really. Man I learned a lot of colorful language than night. At the time, I couldn’t figure out for life of me why our couch was referred to a mother ****** and a son of a ***** at the same time. Like how can you be the mom and son at the same time? Took me a couple years on that one

This was the genesis of gender fluidity.

 

[SCyclone]

Happy Birthday @ImJustKCClone! And make sure Papa Lew spoils you today!

 

[wxman1]

Happy Birthday KC! Get yourself a clone cone tonight on all of us!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I am "officially" a senior citizen today.

And all I want for my birthday is a win at Hilton tonight. Boys, don't disappoint me!!!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Well, I already got my first "gift" for the day...

Mouse heads mouse heads roly poly mouse heads
Mouse heads mouse heads are all that's left - YUM!

 

[VeloClone]

Why do dress shoes have those weird waxy laces?

Shined laces to go with shined shoes.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I just heard some guy in my office ask another guy how much he could bench.

I didn't realize we employed teenagers.

 

[VeloClone]

Happy Birthday, Auntie! May all your pongid dreams come true.

 

[VeloClone]

When I was kid we moved on Halloween in a snow storm in a western Iowa town. Ice storm really. Man I learned a lot of colorful language than night. At the time, I couldn’t figure out for life of me why our couch was referred to a mother ****** and a son of a ***** at the same time. Like how can you be the mom and son at the same time? Took me a couple years on that one

I remember an ice storm on Halloween when I lived in Winnebago county. 1991 I think. My last day at KIOW radio in Forest City was earlier that week. Quite happy and relieved to not be the news director at that time.

This same storm was the fabled Halloween Blizzard of Minnesota fame and that same week was the Perfect Storm off the Atlantic Coast that the book and movie of the same name were about.

 

[oldman]

HB KC! Go HAAM!

 

[SCyclone]

Well, I already got my first "gift" for the day...

Mouse heads mouse heads roly poly mouse heads
Mouse heads mouse heads are all that's left - YUM!

They're great in a bowl with milk and sugar!

/jimlad

 

[SCyclone]

I just heard some guy in my office ask another guy how much he could bench.

I didn't realize we employed teenagers.

Teenagers on 'roids, no less.

 

[SCyclone]

Well, I already got my first "gift" for the day...

Mouse heads mouse heads roly poly mouse heads
Mouse heads mouse heads are all that's left - YUM!

 

[ImJustKCClone]

They're great in a bowl with milk and sugar!

/jimlad

They are apparently the only part our current cats do not like. Khannie used to bite off the heads and leave the poor headless body on display. And once, the only part I found was a stomach with a small bit of intestine attached (Zoo 101 FTW!).