Are you married to my wife?GTO: My poor wife has to hear my jokes all day every day. She finds none of them funny, at all.
A knock-off brand fleshlight is still a fleshlight.Pants: I don’t own a fleshlight, but if I did, I would definitely name it.
@Angie - Thank you for defending this very important institution.@jcyclonee asks: I know somebody that's looking into opening a Taco Tico in the Des Moines area. What would be the best place for it?
GTO: Why do you need Taco Tico if you already have Tasty Tacos with their amazing flour tacos and flour nachos? Anyway, what is a Taco Tico? Don’t think I’ve ever seen one.
Angie: Could you please have them just put one in each quadrant of town? I gotsta get my crusto on. (I like the way you work it, Fort Diggity.)
Pants: The dumpster.
Angie: GTO - Are you s****ing me? Have you never been to Ft. Dodge? Or I think the one in Mason City is still open. They taste like nostalgia. And maybe a little bit of earthworm.
Pants: I’m FROM Mason City (it’s still open). Tico is totally overrated. Bell is even better. Fight me.
Angie: Admittedly, I don’t get a chance to have it very often, but it’s an institution. It may suck now, but you still go.
GTO: Because it gives a good look at the parking lot. That way, if you’re inside the stadium you know when it is a good time to leave and beat traffic. Side note: do any of you remember Blimpie’s Subs? I know I’ve been to one like 20 years ago, but can’t remember if I liked it.
Last time I was in a Blimpie was about 20 years ago too. The guy ahead of me in line recognized the girl working behind the counter. They had gone to clown school together. Her clown name was Buttons. I'd like to ask myself how I remember this but that is a conversation that one just doesn't quickly forget.
I'm trying to decide if that's the most useless or awesome job ever. Probably both.Angie: I would absolutely love to meet a person who makes hairpieces for birds. There is an artist in Oregon who fashions waistcoats for taxidermy mice, and I can imagine he/she would be fascinating.